A news story was published today regarding a driver who was caught talking on two mobiles, whilst doing 70 mph down a duel carriage way. He maintained that despite reports, he wasn't steering with his knees! What was he driving with then?? He also said that he wasn't actively using two mobiles, he was searching for a number on one, and speaking it into the other. Oh well - that's alright then!!
No doubt he was on the phone to his local whore house, and was reading out the number for his favourite sex phone line whilst steering with his penis. For that he got banned and £200 of fines.
To be honest though, this isn't enough. He has seriously risked the life of himself and thousands of road users and pedestrians around him by this act. Just for the sake of getting a good deal on a whore! Seriously though, mobile phones can destroy lives. There is a well known police program that's repeated weekly showing the story of a girl who died when her car was crushed into a small cube, because the lorry driver behind was playing with his mobile and didn't see her brake. That girl had a family, who has had their lives shaken, turned upside down and burnt to a crisp because of the lorry driver being stupid.
Using a mobile phone whilst driving is probably something we've all done at some point. Just today i saw two people on the phone whilst driving and both of them nearly had accidents as i watched them. One of them pulled out in front of me, the other was about to pull out on a police car with his blue lights on! If these two drivers continue to do this they are likely to end up in prison on a death by driving charge. I just hope they don't, and that honest road users don't end up injured or dead because of people like this.
Stop using your mobile whilst driving. It's not worth the risk!
Link to news story of man steering with his man vegetables:
