There are two types of drivers in this world...
1. The type who use their sun visors all time time, even if the moons a bit bright
2. The type who wear sunglasses, and can drive more than 5mph without sliding into a bush.
I was following someone this morning who at every corner was moving their sun visor about in order to block the big orange ball out. Its the first day we've really seen sun this year, and it wasn't that bright. They were inept at being able to do this without braking violently either. Further proof came of their stupidity came when they approached a roundabout, and with their sun visor covering the top half of the driver side window, they failed to see the car coming on the roundabout, and pulled out in front of them. Luckily the other driver was of driver type 2 - and had some sense. Crash averted!
Sun visors are there for when you really have no other option to be able to see the road. Not because you would prefer living in a dark cave, watching repeats of Steptoe and Son on a black and white TV, eating ryvita's all day. They should come with a safety warning for stupid people, or taken away completely and the drivers given a blindfold - it would probably improve their driving skills!
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Saturday, 26 January 2013
Sunday, 27 May 2012
Car Wash Calamity
Whilst waiting for my turn at the Car wash in Sainsburys I was kept amused by the people already in there.
Anyone with a 1/3 of a brain would know that the windows need to be shut, the mirrors in, and aerial down. None of these things had happened here, and whilst the brushes were about to start pummelling the car in a soapy showdown, the car owners were trying frantically to hang out the windows and sort these issues out. They failed, and during the process the passenger got the best hair shampoo ever!
After the car wash had stopped, they spent 2 minutes picking up what was left of the aerial, and mirrors. No doubt it was the fault of Sainsburys, and not the idiots themselves! Most entertaining visit to the car wash... of the year!
Anyone with a 1/3 of a brain would know that the windows need to be shut, the mirrors in, and aerial down. None of these things had happened here, and whilst the brushes were about to start pummelling the car in a soapy showdown, the car owners were trying frantically to hang out the windows and sort these issues out. They failed, and during the process the passenger got the best hair shampoo ever!
After the car wash had stopped, they spent 2 minutes picking up what was left of the aerial, and mirrors. No doubt it was the fault of Sainsburys, and not the idiots themselves! Most entertaining visit to the car wash... of the year!
Sunday, 13 November 2011
Dip your headlights- damn you!
On a recent night time trip from Plymouth along some fairly windy roads - it became evident that the drivers coming the other way were dumb. Not all of them,but a good proportion of them.
I got blinded around 20 times from drivers coming the other way with full beam, not bothering to dip their headlights. How thick do people have to be to not do that? it really does make you have to question the human race. Do these people get home, and sit in their Kia's waiting for someone to open the door for them? They could be stuck in there for weeks!
This is a serious issue - this could very well cause accidents. So people, use your head and know how to work your headlights, or stay at home!
I got blinded around 20 times from drivers coming the other way with full beam, not bothering to dip their headlights. How thick do people have to be to not do that? it really does make you have to question the human race. Do these people get home, and sit in their Kia's waiting for someone to open the door for them? They could be stuck in there for weeks!
This is a serious issue - this could very well cause accidents. So people, use your head and know how to work your headlights, or stay at home!
Monday, 24 October 2011
Funny and Real insurance claims
check out the following: http://www.businessballs.com/insuranceclaims.htm
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Cut up, but not shut up. X Factor driver vote off system.
On a 12 mile journey yesterday i got cut up TWICE. Both of which i had to swerve violently in order to not hit them, and both times the reason for the people cutting me up was not clear at all. They just suddenly decided they liked the look of the lane that i was in better! Perhaps i made it look sexy and irresistible and they wanted a piece of the action! I doubt it to be honest, but I cannot think of any other reason.
This made me think of a system in how people could vote bad drivers off the road. Let's inject some X Factor style technology into the road system. A website should be created called "Driver vote off" - if someone cuts you up badly, you go on the website and place a vote against the driver / car reg. If this car / driver receives 5 votes in one year, the DVLA visit them and tell them that they have to pass a full UK driving test, otherwise their license is taken away for a year. The person has to pay for the test, with that money going to improve roads, and lower road tax for everyone else. This would mean that the roads are safer, and therefore less accidents, less jams, and cheaper insurance! What is there not to like about this idea? Have i just hit on the best idea since making fire?
Please let me know your thoughts and whether this is a good idea by making a comment!
This made me think of a system in how people could vote bad drivers off the road. Let's inject some X Factor style technology into the road system. A website should be created called "Driver vote off" - if someone cuts you up badly, you go on the website and place a vote against the driver / car reg. If this car / driver receives 5 votes in one year, the DVLA visit them and tell them that they have to pass a full UK driving test, otherwise their license is taken away for a year. The person has to pay for the test, with that money going to improve roads, and lower road tax for everyone else. This would mean that the roads are safer, and therefore less accidents, less jams, and cheaper insurance! What is there not to like about this idea? Have i just hit on the best idea since making fire?
Please let me know your thoughts and whether this is a good idea by making a comment!
Saturday, 27 August 2011
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)