Yesterday I was driving along and a car coming the other way had his drivers door open. It appeared to be that he was holding open with this foot!
Now - a few questions immediately sprung to mind.
1. What has happened in that car to make leaving the door open a good idea? someone with a serious gas problem in the car? has an egg just purchased from Makro just exploded? Was the air con broken? or was the driver of the car so outraged with the quality of his driving, that he was considering jumping from the car to save himself?
2. What foot was he powering the car with, if his right foot was holding the door open?
3. Can you imagine explaining to the police why a motorbike crashed into him? "well you see i had the door open..." It's not going to end well!
4. What mental institute had this person just escaped from?
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