This morning I was following a white man on a 60mph road. Now you would have thought that i would have to be really hard pushed to keep up with him, as if stereotypes are true he would have been doing about 150mph, sideways, talking on his mobile and smoking a sausage roll!
Quite the opposite - he was barely doing 30mph! It seems he had lost his identity, and was not actually a "white van man" - maybe he was used to riding the Teacup ride at Thorpe Park all day, and got lost on the M25, and accidentally found himself in a white van!?
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